what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair
(Source: baebees, via lordprofanity)
i just love how in the first movie the last shot was of president snow with an angry face and you could tell what was coming for katniss and in catching fire the last shot was of katniss with an angry face and y’all know what’s coming
My favourite pastimes include replying “I’m bi actually” to people who say things like “haha gay”
Seriously, even if you’re not bi just do it. It’s hilarious watching them flail around trying to dig themselves out of their homophobic hole.
(Source: teslac0iled, via alexxkingston)
being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away
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